Sweet Thief

I've had a strange addiction for sweet tea lately.  At first, it started out as a treat every once in a while, but now I'm craving it every day.  I have been trying unsuccessfully to wean myself off of it, but I caved today and went to Sonic's Happy Hour to get one.  I took a couple of swigs and then set the full cup down on the table to go move a load of laundry.  When I came back, Boney was sucking the last few drops out of the cup.  He had drunken the entire thing!  The cup was bone dry.  I swear!  You leave your sweet tea alone for five seconds, and a mischievous skeleton is going to drink it!

First the Oreos, and now the sweet tea.  Boney has crossed a line.  I'd finally had enough of his selfish antics, so I fed him to the Mosasaurus.  I'm not sure the Mosasaurus will get much of a meal off of him, but maybe he can use him as a toothpick or something.